Michael C. Hall and Vanessa Abrue

It's being reported that Michael C. Hall's new girlfriend Vanessa Abrue is 25. We don't know exactly how old she is so we went ahead and assumed she was actually 25.9. Even with a little fudging, the Dexter star still ends up violating the half-your-age-plus-seven rule. (insert: http://goo.gl/YswV2) This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License.